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If you're hunting for a holiday ornament that sparks conversation, look no further. This circular keepsake marries a playful florist quip with a sleek, high-gloss finish, turning any tree into a stage for wit and charm. Its glossy surface reflects the twinkling lights, and the subtle shimmer adds a festive sparkle that complements any décor style.
Built for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a splash of humor, this piece fits birthdays, house-warmings, or the annual Christmas tree ritual. Its bright, edge-to-edge print makes it a standout at parties or quiet evenings alike. The design's bold typography ensures visibility from across the room, making it a conversation starter even for the most distant guests.
Made from durable MDF and finished with a glossy plastic coating, the ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and weighs just half an ounce. Lightweight yet sturdy, it resists breakage, making it safe for homes with pets or children. A gold cord lets you hang it effortlessly. The gold cord is pre-tied for convenience, and the lightweight construction means it won't strain the tree's branches.
When the tree lights flicker, let this witty reminder—'I may be a florist, but I can't fix stupid people'—add a touch of levity to your holiday décor. Bring a smile to the recipient and make this season memorable. Whether you're gifting it to a friend who loves gardening or to a colleague who enjoys a good joke, it's a thoughtful surprise that lasts. Grab yours today and let the laughter hang as high as the lights.
Sassy Florist Circle Ornament – Novelty Christmas Gift for Friends
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Built for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a splash of humor, this piece fits birthdays, house-warmings, or the annual Christmas tree ritual. Its bright, edge-to-edge print makes it a standout at parties or quiet evenings alike. The design's bold typography ensures visibility from across the room, making it a conversation starter even for the most distant guests.
Made from durable MDF and finished with a glossy plastic coating, the ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and weighs just half an ounce. Lightweight yet sturdy, it resists breakage, making it safe for homes with pets or children. A gold cord lets you hang it effortlessly. The gold cord is pre-tied for convenience, and the lightweight construction means it won't strain the tree's branches.
When the tree lights flicker, let this witty reminder—'I may be a florist, but I can't fix stupid people'—add a touch of levity to your holiday décor. Bring a smile to the recipient and make this season memorable. Whether you're gifting it to a friend who loves gardening or to a colleague who enjoys a good joke, it's a thoughtful surprise that lasts. Grab yours today and let the laughter hang as high as the lights.
- Built for friends who enjoy a splash of humor, this circle ornament celebrates the quirky side of gardening and gifting. Its playful design invites laughter while adding a touch of elegance to any holiday display.
- A thoughtful pick for Christmas parties, family gatherings, or surprise gift exchanges, this ornament injects a lively twist into tree décor, making it a memorable centerpiece that sparks conversation among guests during the holiday season.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and weighs only half an ounce, ensuring it remains safe for homes with kids or pets while staying bright and durable.
- A playful reminder that even the most skilled can't solve every problem, this ornament delivers a chuckle and a heartfelt nod to the everyday gardener, echoing the quote 'I may be a florist, but I can't fix stupid people' with humor.
- Grab yours now and let this witty ornament hang proudly on your tree, spreading smiles and sparking lighthearted banter among friends and family—an instant conversation starter that brightens any holiday gathering for years to come.
