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A bold, coffee-driven groundskeeper quote takes center stage on this heart-shaped Christmas ornament, instantly capturing the spirit of a playful, no-holds-barred caretaker. The bright, edge-to-edge sublimation delivers vivid colors that pop against the pristine white background, making it a standout piece for any holiday display.
Ideal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor in their décor, this ornament fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or holiday wreath. The durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish protect the design from everyday wear, while the lightweight build ensures it hangs securely without strain.
The festive gold cord adds a touch of elegance, allowing for easy hanging on any tree or decorative hook. Its compact size—just 2.75 inches tall—makes it a versatile addition to any holiday setting, from small tabletop arrangements to larger tree displays.
Add to cart and give a gift that delivers laughs, warmth, and a touch of irreverent charm to the holiday season, ensuring a memorable and spirited celebration for friends and family alike.
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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MADE IN THE USA
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Ideal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor in their décor, this ornament fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or holiday wreath. The durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish protect the design from everyday wear, while the lightweight build ensures it hangs securely without strain.
The festive gold cord adds a touch of elegance, allowing for easy hanging on any tree or decorative hook. Its compact size—just 2.75 inches tall—makes it a versatile addition to any holiday setting, from small tabletop arrangements to larger tree displays.
Add to cart and give a gift that delivers laughs, warmth, and a touch of irreverent charm to the holiday season, ensuring a memorable and spirited celebration for friends and family alike.
- Made for friends who love a good laugh, this heart ornament showcases a witty groundskeeper quote that keeps the mood light and playful, brightening any holiday gathering with humor and charm.
- Made for the holiday season, the ornament's white heart shape and high-gloss finish add a polished touch to any Christmas tree or mantle display, making it a standout piece for festive décor.
- Made from durable MDF with a vibrant sublimated print, the lightweight design resists breakage and stays bright through every holiday season, ensuring long-lasting color and durability for years to come.
- Made for anyone who enjoys a sharp tongue, the quote 'Don't trust a groundskeeper that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' adds a bold edge to decor, sparking conversation and laughter among guests.
- Add to cart and give a unique, conversation-starting ornament that celebrates friendship and holiday cheer, creating lasting memories for friends and family alike.
