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For design lovers who appreciate a bold, unapologetic voice, this circular ornament delivers a punch of personality right on your tree. The quote, "Don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot," is printed in full, capturing the irreverent spirit of the niche. The bright white MDF core with a high-gloss finish keeps the colors vivid and the shape sturdy, while the lightweight construction and gold cord make hanging effortless. The 2.75-inch height and 1/8-inch thickness give it a subtle presence that won't overwhelm a space, yet its edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the quote stands out in vivid detail.
This piece is a great conversation starter for holiday gatherings, office spaces, or any room that needs a touch of humor. Ideal for roommates, friends, or anyone who enjoys a touch of humor in their décor, this piece makes a memorable Christmas present. Its durable MDF construction resists breaking, making it suitable for households with children or pets. The high-gloss plastic finish adds a subtle shine that complements any holiday color scheme, while the festive gold cord allows for easy hanging on a tree or mantle.
The ornament's compact size makes it a versatile addition to any décor style, from modern minimalist to eclectic vintage. Built for those who value wit and design, this ornament showcases a playful attitude that matches the quote's tone.
A thoughtful pick for holiday gifting, this Christmas ornament invites laughter and conversation while celebrating the unique personality of the recipient. Its eye-catching design and sturdy build make it a lasting keepsake that will be cherished year after year. Grab yours and add a splash of cheeky charm to your holiday décor.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This piece is a great conversation starter for holiday gatherings, office spaces, or any room that needs a touch of humor. Ideal for roommates, friends, or anyone who enjoys a touch of humor in their décor, this piece makes a memorable Christmas present. Its durable MDF construction resists breaking, making it suitable for households with children or pets. The high-gloss plastic finish adds a subtle shine that complements any holiday color scheme, while the festive gold cord allows for easy hanging on a tree or mantle.
The ornament's compact size makes it a versatile addition to any décor style, from modern minimalist to eclectic vintage. Built for those who value wit and design, this ornament showcases a playful attitude that matches the quote's tone.
A thoughtful pick for holiday gifting, this Christmas ornament invites laughter and conversation while celebrating the unique personality of the recipient. Its eye-catching design and sturdy build make it a lasting keepsake that will be cherished year after year. Grab yours and add a splash of cheeky charm to your holiday décor.
- Built for roommates who love quirky decor, this circle ornament adds a playful edge to any living space. The bold quote showcases a humorous take on design culture, making it a standout piece for shared homes.
- A thoughtful pick for holiday celebrations, this ornament brightens the tree with its vivid, sublimated colors. Its lightweight construction ensures it stays safe around pets and children, keeping the festive spirit intact.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 2.75-inch ornament resists breakage and stays vibrant year after year. The edge-to-edge print guarantees a sharp, eye-catching look on any tree.
- The printed quote, "Don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot," delivers a candid laugh in every room. It reminds viewers of the playful side of interior design, sparking conversation and smiles.
- Grab yours now and add a bold, humorous touch to your holiday décor, celebrating the season with a unique, conversation-starter ornament.
