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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Designed for professionals who shape outdoor spaces, this stainless steel snowflake ornament delivers a laugh with the witty inscription, "I may be a landscape designer, but I can't fix stupid people." Perfect for holiday decor, this durable metal keepsake combines sleek, clean lines with professional humor, making it an ideal gift for landscape architects and botanical enthusiasts during gift exchanges or office parties.

  • Premium Material: Crafted from durable stainless steel with a smooth finish and subtle metallic shine that adds elegance to any tree or mantle without chipping.
  • Dimensions: Measures 3.14 inches in diameter, providing a visible presence that is easy to read without weighing down branches or overwhelming your holiday display.
  • Design: Features a classic six-point snowflake silhouette surrounding a central circular medallion that houses the printed quote for clear visibility.
  • Shatterproof Build: Unlike traditional glass ornaments, this metal construction is safe for homes with pets and children, ensuring it survives seasonal storage and busy hands.
  • Witty Message: The engraved text reads, "I may be a landscape designer, but I can't fix stupid people," offering a relatable punchline for design professionals.

This ornament solves the problem of fragile holiday decor while celebrating the specific frustrations of the landscape design industry. It fits seamlessly into any setting, from a busy office tree to a quiet family fireplace, acting as a conversation starter that resonates with coworkers and neighbors. The sturdy stainless steel construction ensures the text remains clear and the finish holds up year after year, making it a reliable and humorous addition to your annual holiday collection.

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