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Meet a practical, playful companion for the scientist in your life: a stainless steel tumbler bearing the witty line "I May Be A Scientist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People." Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or a simple thank-you, this tumbler blends humor with everyday utility.
- Material: High-quality stainless steel with a durable powder-coated finish for lasting strength and a comfortable grip.
- Drink compatibility: Suitable for hot or cold beverages, making it versatile for coffee, tea, water, or lab-prep drinks.
- Care: Easy to clean and built to withstand daily use at home, in the office, or in the lab.
- Message: Features the humorous quote, "I May Be A Scientist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People," sure to spark a smile.
- Target audience: An ideal gift for scientists of any gender—friends, family, or coworkers who love science.
- Occasions: Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to celebrate the science enthusiast in your life.
Designed for everyday science lovers, this tumbler combines practicality with personality. The sturdy stainless steel body and powder-coated exterior stand up to daily commutes, desk sips, and field notes while offering a grip that’s comfortable to hold. The witty message acts as a lighthearted nod to the realities of scientific work, making it a memorable gift that recipients will actually use and appreciate. Whether you’re gifting a teammate, student, mentor, or family member, this tumbler is a thoughtful way to say thanks or happy birthday and to add a bit of levity to their scientific journey.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration