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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Celebrate the unsung heroes of the workplace with this 2.75-inch circular ornament featuring the witty quote, "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Secretary." Crafted as a memorable Christmas gift for secretaries and administrative staff, this glossy decoration brings a lighthearted touch to holiday trees and office gatherings.
- Durable MDF Construction: Made from sturdy, lightweight MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish that resists breakage, making it a safe and secure choice for homes with children and pets.
- Thoughtful Dimensions: Measuring 2.75 inches in diameter, this compact circle is the perfect size for Christmas tree branches, mantelpieces, or desk displays without taking up too much space.
- Vibrant Sublimation Print: Features a clean white background with bold black text, protected by a high-gloss finish that keeps the message sharp and prevents fading year after year.
- Festive Hanging Cord: Comes equipped with a gold cord, allowing for effortless decoration on trees, garlands, or hooks for seasonal display.
This ornament is an ideal holiday surprise for coworkers, best friends, or anyone who appreciates clever office humor. Its lightweight build ensures it won't weigh down tree branches, while the durable finish guarantees it will remain a cherished decoration for many seasons. Whether used as a funny stocking stuffer or a desk accent, it sparks conversation and acknowledges the quiet champions keeping the office running smoothly.
