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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the everyday guardians who keep us safe with a mug that blends practicality and humor. This white ceramic mug for security guards proudly features the tongue-in-cheek message "I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."—a perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just to say thanks.
- Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz capacities to fit your coffee or tea routine.
- Material: Premium ceramic construction for durability and a comfortable grip.
- Color: Classic white exterior that matches any kitchen or office decor.
- Care: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy reheating and cleaning.
- Design: Features the humorous message "I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People." printed clearly for everyday laughs.
- Gift-Ready: An instant, thoughtful gift for security guards—perfect for birthdays, holidays, or coworkers' appreciation.
This mug delivers practical everyday use with a touch of humor that resonates on long shifts and in busy break rooms. The two-size option lets you choose the right capacity for different routines, while dishwasher-safe cleaning and microwave-safe reheating simplify daily life. It’s an authentic, lighthearted way to acknowledge a security professional’s hard work and bring a smile to their day.
