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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a dedicated security professional with a playful, durable oval ornament that's ready to brighten desks, mantels, or trees. It proudly displays the message: "Security Guard. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right."
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting durability.
- Shape: Oval ornament designed for a compact, timeless display.
- Finish and Print: White surface with vibrant, long-lasting printing to keep the text legible over time.
- Quotation: Features the humorous line: Security Guard. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
- Hang Cord: Festive gold cord for easy hanging on Christmas trees, desks, or mantels.
- Display Options: Suitable for tree, desk, or mantle decor; a conversation starter and desk charm.
- Gift Suitability: An ideal, lighthearted gift for security professionals, colleagues, or loved ones.
- Care and Handling: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it family-friendly.
This ornament adds a dose of humor to holiday decor while honoring the hard work and dedication of someone who keeps things secure. The durable construction and high-gloss finish ensure the message remains clear year after year, and the decorative gold cord makes hanging effortless. A thoughtful, unique gift that blends festivity with personality, it’s perfect for brightening a security guard’s workspace or home during the holidays.
