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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate woodworking humor this holiday season with a star-shaped ornament that’s as playful as it is stylish. Perfect for woodworkers and their fans, this cheerful keepsake adds a witty touch to tree décor, mantels, or garlands.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting durability.
- Shape: White star ornament crafted for a clean, festive look that complements any décor.
- Print Quality: Edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers vibrant, fade-resistant graphics.
- Text: Features the humorous line “I'm That Sexy Woodworker Everybody's Talking About.”
- Lightweight & Safe: Lightweight and break-resistant, ideal for homes with kids or pets.
- Display Ready: Includes a hanging cord for easy, ready-to-hang decoration on trees or mantels.
This ornament isn’t just seasonal decor—it’s a lighthearted nod to craftsmanship that sparks smiles at gatherings and in workshops alike. Its durable construction and vivid print ensure it stays a conversation piece year after year, making it a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to celebrate a fellow woodworker’s skill and humor.
