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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate a mortician’s dedication with a humorous, premium snowflake ornament that lasts for holidays to come.
- Crafted from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament resists tarnish and keeps its brushed finish year after year on the tree.
- Features a bold, humorous quote: 'All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Mortician' that sparks smiles and friendly banter.
- Compact, precisely 3.14 inches in diameter, it sits elegantly on branches, mantels, or as a year-round desk ornament for fans of the profession.
- Lightweight yet durable, this ornament travels well as a thoughtful gift for coworkers, mentors, friends, or family who appreciate a little humor with meaning.
- Versatile for Christmas trees, garlands, or office displays, it adds a personal touch that celebrates dedication without taking itself too seriously.
Care for longevity: wipe with a soft cloth and avoid abrasive cleaners to preserve the brushed finish.
Ships securely and offers hassle-free returns.
