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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Great for neighbors, friends, or anyone who appreciates clever décor, this collectible piece fits seamlessly on a Christmas tree or mantle. The 3.14-inch diameter is just the right size to stand out among classic baubles, making it an ideal gift for holiday gatherings or design-themed celebrations.
The ornament is crafted from premium stainless steel, ensuring it remains shatterproof and durable through countless holiday seasons. Its polished surface catches the glow of string lights, adding a subtle sparkle that complements any festive décor without compromising safety or style.
Whether you're looking to surprise a design lover or add a witty touch to your own tree, this keepsake delivers both charm and resilience. Get one today and let the holiday season shine brighter with a gift that sparks laughter and admiration alike.
- Chosen by interior design lovers who love a good laugh, this stainless steel snowflake ornament adds a playful edge to any holiday display and brightens the room with its witty charm for every guest and and
- Designed for Christmas tree lovers, the 3.14-inch diameter makes it a standout piece that fits snugly among classic baubles, offering a unique blend of humor and holiday sparkle
- Crafted from premium stainless steel, this ornament is shatterproof and durable, ensuring it survives many holiday seasons while maintaining its polished shine, making it a reliable and elegant addition to any festive décor
- A bold quote appears on the ornament, saying 'Don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot', capturing a humorous edge that sparks conversation for design enthusiasts and and friends of
- Get one today and give a memorable, conversation-starting gift that showcases your design humor, while also providing a durable keepsake that will be cherished for years to come and brighten every holiday gathering with laughter