Sorry We’re Dead Coir Doormat – Funny Halloween Welcome Mat | Spooky Witchy Front Porch Decor | Rustic Fall Entry Rug
Sorry We’re Dead Coir Doormat – Funny Halloween Welcome Mat | Spooky Witchy Front Porch Decor | Rustic Fall Entry Rug
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When the living are out... the dead will answer! 💀
Our “Sorry We’re Dead” Coir Doormat delivers just the right mix of spooky humor and classic Halloween style. Featuring bold lettering, a witch’s broom, dangling spider, and twinkling stars, it’s the ultimate way to greet trick-or-treaters and guests with a laugh (and maybe a little fright).
Made from 100% natural coir fibers, this mat isn’t just funny — it’s functional. The coarse texture traps dirt and debris, keeping your home clean, while the non-slip PVC backing keeps it secure during all your ghostly gatherings. Whether paired with pumpkins, skeletons, or twinkle lights, this doormat brings your haunted porch décor to life — or... the afterlife. 👻
Key Features
💀 Dark Humor Design: “Sorry We’re Dead” with broom, spider, and stars — perfect for Halloween lovers.
🕷️ Durable Coir Construction: Made from eco-friendly coconut husk fibers for long-lasting use and natural texture.
🎃 Perfect for Spooky Season: Ideal for porches, patios, or entryways with covered outdoor protection.
🧹 Easy to Maintain: Shake, brush, or vacuum clean; keep dry to maintain vibrant design.
🎁 Halloween Gift Idea: Great for anyone with a sense of humor — or an afterlife!
Product Specifications
- Material: 100% Coir (natural coconut fiber)
- Backing: Non-slip PVC
- Thickness: 0.6" (approx.)
- Sizes Available: 16" × 24", 18" × 30"
- Weight: ~4 lbs
- Usage: For covered outdoor or indoor entryways
- Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to remove debris; keep dry to prolong life
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