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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Say hello to a durable, humorous tumbler built for carpenters, woodworkers, and anyone who loves a good nerdy joke. This 20 oz or 30 oz vacuum-insulated travel mug keeps beverages at the right temperature while bringing a smile to the day.
- Capacity: Available in 20 oz and 30 oz options to suit different drink preferences and daily routines.
- Insulation: Vacuum-insulated stainless steel to help keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for longer periods.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy stainless steel with a black powder-coated exterior for durability, grip, and style.
- Lid: Clear lid designed for easy viewing of contents and smooth sipping on the go.
- Care: BPA-free and easy to clean; hand wash recommended to preserve the finish and print.
- Design: Funny quote, “I'm A Carpenter. I Speak Fluently In Nerd.”, printed in white on a sleek black surface for a standout conversation starter.
- Gift-ready Use: A thoughtful, practical gift for friends, family, or coworkers—perfect for holidays, birthdays, or Christmas season.
This tumbler isn’t just a vessel—it’s a reliable daily companion. The vacuum insulation minimizes temperature swings so coffee stays warm through long mornings and iced drinks stay refreshing during hot days. The rugged, powder-coated exterior resists wear from busy job sites or active commutes, while the clear lid adds convenience without sacrificing spill protection. The playful carpentry-themed quote makes it more than a tumbler—it’s a small moment of levity that can brighten a coworker’s shift or a friend's workshop break. Easy to care for and built to last, it’s an everyday gift that shows you know and value the recipient’s craft.
