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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This stainless steel snowflake ornament is a humorous holiday keepsake designed specifically for law enforcement professionals and their loved ones. Featuring the relatable message, "I may be a law enforcement officer, but I can't fix stupid people," it serves as a perfect, lighthearted gift for coworkers, supervisors, or family members looking to celebrate a police officer during the Christmas season.
- Premium Material: Crafted from durable stainless steel with a polished finish that captures light and adds a subtle sparkle to any tree.
- Compact Size: Measures exactly 3.14 inches in diameter, making it a versatile size that fits neatly on any holiday tree without taking up excessive space.
- Shatterproof Design: Built to withstand holiday transport, accidental bumps, and repeated use over many seasons, ensuring it survives the rigors of annual hanging.
- Snowflake Shape: Features a classic six-pointed snowflake cutout design with a sturdy hanging loop for easy display on branches.
This ornament provides a durable, funny alternative to fragile glass decorations, ensuring the witty message remains intact year after year. It solves the common gift-giving dilemma by offering a token that acknowledges the hard work and daily challenges of law enforcement with a touch of humor. Whether displayed at home or in the office, it enhances the festive ambiance and serves as a cherished keepsake, sparking smiles and conversation among colleagues and family during the holidays.
