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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This 12-oz camping mug features the bold message "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT THE COOLEST BECOME A TELLER," designed for outdoor enthusiasts and lovers of a good story. Crafted with a robust stainless steel frame and a smooth white enamel finish, it captures the classic campfire aesthetic while keeping beverages hot or cold for hours.
- 12-Oz Capacity: Provides an ideal volume for a cozy sip or a hearty toast around the campfire without being overly heavy.
- Stainless Steel & Enamel Construction: The sturdy steel frame ensures durability through countless trips, while the smooth white enamel finish offers a cool touch and maintains a clean, classic look.
- Permanent Printed Quote: The humorous text "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT THE COOLEST BECOME A TELLER" is permanently printed and protected by the enamel surface, ensuring it stays bright and resists fading even after repeated hand washes.
- Beverage Insulation: The robust construction helps keep drinks hot or cold for extended periods, making it a reliable companion for night drives, backyard gatherings, or backcountry hikes.
- Classic Camp Design: Featuring a traditional metal rim and curved handle, it adds a nostalgic touch to modern camping gear or morning coffee routines at home.
More than just a drinking vessel, this mug serves as a conversation starter that sparks laughter and camaraderie among friends. Whether sharing legends under a starry sky or celebrating a birthday milestone, the playful message reminds everyone that great adventures begin with bold stories. The durable, hand-wash-resistant finish means you can take it on every weekend getaway without worrying about the design wearing off. It is a thoughtful pick for friends who love outdoor escapades and witty banter, delivering humor with every sip while fostering memorable campfire nights and shared memories.
