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Some kitchens have rules. This one has screaming chickens. 🐔😂
Add a little farm-fresh chaos to the kitchen with this hilarious Screaming Chicken Tempered Glass Cutting Board.
Featuring three wide-eyed chickens who look like they’ve just witnessed something they absolutely cannot unsee, this colorful cutting board is made for chicken lovers with a sense of humor.
Choose the artwork without text for pure chicken chaos—or personalize it with your own funny saying, name, phrase, or inside joke.
Want “RUN, SHE HAS A KNIFE!”? Perfect.
Have an even better family joke? Make it yours.
The personalized option turns this quirky kitchen accessory into a memorable gift for chicken moms, backyard chicken keepers, farmers, homesteaders, cooks, farmhouse lovers, and that friend who somehow has chicken décor in every room.
PERSONALIZATION
Choose your preferred design:
• No Text — screaming chickens artwork only
• Personalized — add your own name, saying, or short phrase
Enter your requested wording in the personalization box exactly as you would like it to appear.
Shorter phrases generally create the strongest visual impact and are easier to read.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Available in 8" × 11" and 11" × 15"
• Durable tempered glass
• Textured preparation surface
• Four rubber stability dots help keep the board securely in place
• Vibrant full-color artwork
• Functional kitchen accessory and decorative display piece
• Hand wash recommended to help preserve the design
Perfect for birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas, housewarmings, hostess gifts, chicken keeper gifts, or simply giving someone a kitchen accessory guaranteed to start a conversation.
Because sometimes dinner isn't the most dramatic thing happening in the kitchen.
The chickens have seen things. 🐔
Personalization Box Text
Enter the name or short phrase you would like printed on your cutting board. Please type your wording exactly as you want it to appear.
Example: RUN, SHE HAS A KNIFE!
