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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the Tool Maker in your life with a heart-shaped ornament that blends festive charm with a sharp sense of humor. This lightweight, durable keepsake features vivid colors, a high-gloss finish, and the message: "I'M A TOOL MAKER. MY LEVEL OF SARCASM DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY."
- Material: MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting color and shine
- Shape: Heart ornament, a playful gift that's easy to display
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for households with kids or pets
- Finish & Color: Vibrant, bright colors that brighten any room
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for simple hanging and Christmas decorating
- Gift suitability: Perfect for the Tool Maker in your life—coworker, friend, or family member
This ornament offers a durable, humorous way to show appreciation for someone’s craftsmanship and witty personality. Its sturdy construction and kid- or pet-friendly design let it sit safely on a tree, wall hook, or mantel year after year. The bright colors and cheeky message spark smiles and conversations, making it a memorable addition to Christmas decor and a thoughtful token for colleagues or loved ones who take pride in their trade.
