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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Kick off mornings with a mug that speaks to the Tool Maker in a playful, confident way. This black ceramic mug features the tongue-in-cheek message: “I'm A Tool Maker. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.”
- Capacity: Available in 11oz or 15oz sizes
- Material: Durable ceramic construction
- Color: Classic black exterior with contrasting white text
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience
- Design: Printed, legible quote designed to endure daily use
- Audience: Ideal for Tool Makers, tool enthusiasts, graduates, and coffee lovers
Start the day with a smile and a reliable mug that fits a busy schedule. The sturdy ceramic build stands up to daily use, while the microwave and dishwasher-safe design keeps mornings efficient. A humorous, relatable message makes it a thoughtful graduation gift or a fun desk companion for anyone who loves their tools—and their coffee.
