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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the unsung heroes of the game with a compact, sturdy Umpire Keychain designed for fans and everyday carry. Engraved with a bold message, it combines humor with quality: "DONT TRUST AN UMPIRE THAT DOESNT DRINK COFFEE AND SAY FUCK A LOT".
- Material: High-quality black stainless steel
- Engraved Message: Long-lasting, precise engraving adds a personal touch
- Size & Design: Compact, pocket-friendly keychain ready for on-the-go use
- Durability: Highly resistant steel designed to withstand daily wear and the elements
- Gift Potential: Ideal gift for umpire enthusiasts, friends, family, or coworkers
This keychain not only keeps keys organized but also shows support for the game with a lighthearted wink. Its durable construction ensures it stays with you season after season, while the engraved message adds a personal touch that makes it a memorable gift or desk-side joke. Perfect for gifting to fellow umpires or anyone who loves the sport and a caffeine-fueled laugh.
