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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the hard-working underwriter with a charming star ornament that blends personality with professional pride. Crafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss coating, this bright, durable piece is designed to brighten an office desk or home holiday display, and features the witty message: “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become An Underwriter.”
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, long-lasting look.
- Design: Star shape that adds a cheerful touch to any workspace or holiday display.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for quick, secure hanging.
- Printed Message: Displays the humorous quote “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become An Underwriter.”
- Display Versatility: Lightweight and durable—suitable for desks, shelves, and trees.
This ornament is more than decorative—it's a tokens of appreciation that personalizes a workspace and sparks a smile. The durable MDF core, glossy finish, and bold print stay vibrant over time, even with regular handling during holiday decorating. Its easy-hanging design makes it simple to swap placements as you refresh your decor or gift this thoughtful keepsake.
