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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate urban planning pride with a touch of humor. This oval ornament is crafted for Urban Planners and design-minded friends or colleagues, and it proudly features the line: "I May Be An Urban Planner, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Material: Sturdy MDF construction with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine.
- Finish & Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, bold colors that resist fading over time.
- Shape & Size: Classic oval ornament that’s lightweight and easy to hang on trees, desks, or shelves.
- Durability & Safety: Durable, break-resistant feel that’s safe for homes with children or pets.
- Versatility: Perfect for Christmas tree décor, office display, or as a playful desk accessory.
- Gift Appeal: A unique, humorous keepsake that friends, coworkers, or family will appreciate and remember.
Benefits: This ornament adds personality to any space without adding clutter. It delivers a lighthearted reminder that even the best-laid plans can be imperfect, while sparking smiles and conversation. The lightweight design makes it easy to reposition, and the durable finish keeps colors vibrant through years of holiday celebrations and everyday admiration. Ideal for urban planners, architecture enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys a little sass with their seasonal decor.
