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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the festive season with a bold nod to the Valet lifestyle. This heart-shaped ornament is handcrafted for Valet enthusiasts and anyone who loves a playful, standout form of Christmas decor. It proudly features the message "Amazing Fucking Valet" for a cheeky, on-theme statement.
- Material & Finish: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish that remains vibrant and long-lasting.
- Design & Color: White heart motif with a vivid, eye-catching color palette and a bold Valet message.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, secure hanging on the tree, in a window, or on a wall.
- Weight & Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy enough to withstand the bustle of holiday decorating and households with children or pets.
- Craftsmanship: Handcrafted with love and care to deliver a unique, characterful ornament you’ll reach for year after year.
- Gift Appeal: A thoughtful, conversation-starting gift for Valet lovers, friends, or family who appreciate personality-packed holiday decor.
This ornament adds warmth and personality to any space, turning ordinary Christmas decorating into a moment of fun and connection. Its durable build, easy hanging, and unmistakable flair make it a standout addition to your holiday decor or a memorable gift for someone special who loves the Valet lifestyle.
