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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Kickstart every morning with a playful nod to the valet life—this white ceramic coffee mug blends humor with everyday utility.
- Bold, high-contrast typography on durable ceramic that resists fading and maintains crisp lines through daily use.
- Two size options—11oz and 15oz—to match your caffeine ritual, from a quick espresso to a leisurely latte.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe for busy mornings—reheat without worry and cleanup is a breeze.
- Cheeky quote All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Valet—great for Father’s Day, coworkers, or a gift to celebrate craft.
- Ergonomic handle and balanced weight deliver comfortable sipping during long shifts or daily routines.
Care and sizing: choose 11oz for everyday coffee or 15oz for extra refills; both are microwave and dishwasher safe for easy cleanup, and the glaze resists nicks with normal use.
Shipping and returns: fast dispatch with protective packaging and a 30-day no-hassle return policy.
