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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Escape the chaos with the Vermont Love Tumbler, available in 20oz and 30oz sizes. This vacuum-insulated stainless steel tumbler, finished with a durable powder coat, keeps your drinks hot or cold through long days outdoors or busy commutes. The bold quote—“And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont”—adds humor and a reminder to stay true to your path. A thoughtful gift for Vermont lovers, outdoor enthusiasts, or anyone embracing a calmer, adventurous lifestyle.
Features
- Two convenient sizes: 20oz or 30oz to fit your hydration habit and cup holder.
- Vacuum-insulated stainless steel plus powder coating preserves heat and cold for long sipping.
- Rugged, sweat-proof body offers a comfortable grip during hikes, commutes, and travel.
- Leak-resistant lid keeps beverages secure on the go.
- Bold Vermont quote in a sleek black finish adds personality.
- Ideal gift for Valentine’s, birthdays, or anyone who loves Vermont.
Final Thoughts
Practical, playful, and ready for daily use, this tumbler blends function with a spark of humor. Order yours today and give someone a constant reminder to stay true to their path—and a perfect companion for any Vermont-loving lifestyle.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
