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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Vermont Love Tumbler—a rugged stainless steel, vacuum-insulated cup designed for Vermont lovers and gift-givers. Available in 20oz and 30oz, it proudly features the bold statement, 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont,' a playful nod to leaving city chaos for Green Mountain serenity. It keeps coffee hot, tea warm, and cocoa cool, with a secure lid for on-the-go use.
Features
- Dual-wall vacuum insulation: keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Durable powder-coated stainless steel: provides a secure grip and lasting color.
- Two size options (20oz and 30oz): available to fit your caffeine habit and hydration routine.
- Leak-resistant lid: seals tightly for spill-free transport and on-the-go sipping.
- Bold Vermont quote and gift-ready design: adds personality and makes it a memorable gift; hand-wash only to preserve the finish.
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re shopping for a Vermont lover, a coffee enthusiast, or someone who appreciates a witty keepsake, this tumbler blends practicality with personality. Its durable build, reliable temperature control, and the bold Green Mountain State quote make it a standout Valentine’s or friendship gift. Ready to bring a touch of Vermont to every sip? Order yours today and share the warmth with friends and family.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
