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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a love for Vermont with a charming Oval Ornament that blends sturdy craftsmanship and playful humor. Made from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this ornament resists chipping while catching the eye with vibrant colors. The centerpiece quote—'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont'—speaks to thoughtful rebels and Vermont enthusiasts alike, making it a memorable gift for friends, family, or coworkers.
Features
- Durable MDF base with a high-gloss finish for lasting color and shine.
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printing captures Vermont imagery and the bold quote.
- Compact oval size with a festive gold cord for quick, easy hanging.
- A standout gift for Vermont lovers—humor that sparks smiles at the tree.
- Kid- and pet-friendly design keeps decorations safe during holiday chaos.
- Easy-care surface; simply wipe to refresh colors for next season.
Final Thoughts
Designed for Vermont fans seeking a playful, lasting keepsake, this ornament blends humor with state pride. Its durable construction suits busy households, and the vivid print ensures it remains a tree highlight year after year. Ready to gift or treat yourself? Add this Vermont Oval Ornament to your cart today.
