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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Show off Vermont pride with a mug that speaks your language. This Vermont White Ceramic Coffee Mug comes in 11oz and 15oz sizes, built for daily use with a sturdy handle and durable glaze. The bold quote, "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont," makes a playful statement while you sip. Ideal for gifting or everyday coffee, it blends humor with genuine Vermont charm and easy, dishwasher-safe care.
Features:
- Premium ceramic build that’s sturdy and safe in the microwave and dishwasher.
- Two sizes available—11oz and 15oz—to fit your caffeine habit.
- Bold print highlights the Vermont-themed quote, inviting smiles and conversation.
- Bright white glaze resists staining and cleans easily after daily use.
- Thoughtful gift idea for Valentine’s, birthdays, or housewarmings with a Vermont twist.
- A reliable everyday mug that complements home or office coffee rituals.
Final Thoughts
Beyond its humor, this mug delivers practical everyday use and a touch of Vermont pride. It’s a conversation starter, a dependable 11oz or 15oz companion, and a gift that shows you value personality and place. Order yours today and toast to new beginnings—Valentine’s, birthdays, or housewarmings.
