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Vice President Gifts from Friends, Funny Circle Ornament for Christmas Decor, Quote: 'Caution: I'm A Retired Vice President...'
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$19.95
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$39.95
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Lighthearted and perfectly gift-ready, this Vice President Circle Ornament celebrates retirement with a wink. It’s the ideal humorous keepsake for retirees, VP fans, coworkers, or family members who love a clever office joke during the holidays.
- Material: Sturdy MDF circle crafted to withstand holiday wear and tear.
- Finish: High-gloss coating that makes the printed quote stand out with vibrant, lasting color.
- Quote: Printed with the playful message: "Caution: I'm A Retired Vice President. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!"
- Weight & Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, safe for homes with children or pets.
- Display: Includes a hanging hole and string for easy decorating on the Christmas tree, mantle, or display area.
This ornament combines a bold, humorous sentiment with practical design, making it a thoughtful gift for colleagues, friends, or family who appreciate a lighthearted nod to a long career. The durable materials and timeless circle shape ensure it becomes a seasonal favorite that can be enjoyed year after year, adding character and smiles to your holiday décor.
