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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a touch of Vice-principal humor to your holiday decor with this Star Ornament—designed for leaders who love a good laugh and a bit of festive flair. It proudly features the message: "I'm A Vice-principal. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right." Perfect for a teacher’s lounge, school office, or home tree, this ornament brings personality to any space.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF construction with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Color & Design: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, fade-resistant colors around the entire ornament.
- Hanging Method: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, ready-to-hang display on a Christmas tree, garland, or desk.
- Durability & Safety: Lightweight yet resistant to breakage, making it suitable for homes with children or pets.
- Size & Placement: Compact star ornament designed to fit trees, desks, and shelves without overpowering other decorations.
- Theme: Fun Vice-principal message that stands out in any decor setup and sparks conversation.
This ornament offers more than whimsy—it’s a tangible way to acknowledge leadership, boost holiday morale, and spark friendly conversations. The durable materials and protective coating mean it stays bright year after year, while the playful quote helps diffuse tension and invites smiles in staff rooms, classrooms, or family rooms. It’s a thoughtful, memorable gift for vice-principals who value humor, teamwork, and festive cheer.
