Skip to product information
Witty Christmas Ornament Gift for Friends - I'm A Guide, Novelty - Image 1
Size
Color
In stock
MADE IN THE USA

Most of our products are made with love in the USA. 

HAPPINESS GUARANTEE

This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.

At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.

READY TO GIVE

All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.

SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

For those who appreciate the sharp wit and unwavering patience of a guide, this Christmas ornament is a lovely reflection of their personality. It combines a playful sense of humor with the enduring spirit of the holiday season, creating a unique and memorable keepsake.

This oval ornament is ideally suited for friends, colleagues, or anyone who admires a guide's ability to navigate challenges with grace and a touch of sarcasm. It's a fantastic Christmas tree ornament, a thoughtful birthday present, or a simple 'just because' gift to brighten their day. The vibrant design is fantastic for adding a touch of personality to any holiday display.

The ornament itself is meticulously crafted from durable MDF, ensuring a sturdy and long-lasting addition to your Christmas decorations. The high-gloss finish protects the vibrant, edge-to-edge printed design, while its lightweight construction and festive gold cord make it easy to hang and enjoy. It's a charming reminder of the guide's unique perspective and the shared moments you've experienced.

Whether you're searching for a humorous Christmas tree decoration or a special present to honor a guide's skills, this ornament is a fantastic choice. Grab yours today and bring a smile to their face this holiday season.
  • This charming oval ornament makes a delightful Christmas tree decoration for the knowledgeable guide in your life, offering a playful nod to their expertise and a touch of holiday cheer.
  • Lovely for Christmas, a birthday, or any occasion to show appreciation for a guide's patience and wisdom, this ornament serves as a lasting memento of your bond.
  • Crafted from durable MDF and featuring a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is designed for long-lasting vibrancy and resilience, ensuring it maintains its charm season after season.
  • The quote, 'I'm A Guide. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity,' delivers a humorous sentiment that resonates with those who appreciate a witty perspective and playfully acknowledges the challenges of guidance.
  • Grab yours today and add a touch of lightheartedness to your Christmas tree while celebrating the unique skills and expertise of the special guide in your life.

Related products