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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Bring a little humor to every sip with this white ceramic mug designed for coffee lovers who appreciate a quick laugh. The message reads: "All men are created equal but the coolest become a dispatcher."
- Capacity: 11 oz
- Material: White ceramic
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Design: Bold black text on a clean white backdrop
- Use: Ideal for the office, home, or travel to enjoy your daily brew
- Gift idea: Perfect for birthdays, work anniversaries, or a playful surprise for a coworker or friend
Experience a daily boost with a mug that pairs a lighthearted quote with practical, everyday usability. Its sturdy ceramic construction stands up to regular use, while its 11-ounce capacity provides the right amount of caffeine for mornings, commutes, and afternoons. Easy to clean and safe for microwave and dishwasher cycles, this mug turns ordinary coffee breaks into moments of shared humor and connection.
