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A bold, tongue-in-cheek ornament that turns any holiday display into a conversation starter. The printed quote, "I'm a guide. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity," sits proudly on a white, 2.75-inch circle, instantly letting guests know the giver has a sharp sense of humor.
Designed for friends who appreciate a good laugh, this piece fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or even a desk. Its lightweight MDF core and high-gloss plastic finish make it sturdy enough for everyday handling while keeping the colors bright and vivid, so the joke never fades.
The ornament measures 1/8 inch thick and weighs only 0.5 ounces, making it easy to hang with the included festive gold cord. The edge-to-edge sublimation process ensures the text and design stay sharp, even after months of holiday use. Its durable construction means it can survive the hustle of a busy household with children or pets.
Give this witty keepsake as a Christmas present to a friend, coworker, or family member who loves a playful jab. It's a memorable gift that will keep the holiday spirit lively and the smiles coming. Grab yours and add a touch of clever humor to your festive décor.
Witty Guide Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Designed for friends who appreciate a good laugh, this piece fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or even a desk. Its lightweight MDF core and high-gloss plastic finish make it sturdy enough for everyday handling while keeping the colors bright and vivid, so the joke never fades.
The ornament measures 1/8 inch thick and weighs only 0.5 ounces, making it easy to hang with the included festive gold cord. The edge-to-edge sublimation process ensures the text and design stay sharp, even after months of holiday use. Its durable construction means it can survive the hustle of a busy household with children or pets.
Give this witty keepsake as a Christmas present to a friend, coworker, or family member who loves a playful jab. It's a memorable gift that will keep the holiday spirit lively and the smiles coming. Grab yours and add a touch of clever humor to your festive décor.
- Great for friends who love a sharp edge of humor, this circular ornament fits perfectly on any holiday tree or mantle. It offers a playful nod to the guide spirit that keeps the atmosphere light and the room lively.
- A favorite among holiday planners, this ornament celebrates the season with a touch of sarcasm that resonates during family gatherings and festive parties. Its festive gold cord makes hanging effortless and stress-free.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF wood with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament stands up to everyday handling while keeping the printed quote vivid and bright. The edge-to-edge sublimation ensures no fading over time.
- A favorite among friends who appreciate a good joke, the printed quote 'I'm a guide. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.' delivers a playful punch that sparks conversation and smiles in any setting.
- Grab yours today and add a splash of humor to your holiday décor, turning every glance into a shared chuckle that brightens the season.
