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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This durable 2.75-inch circular ornament delivers a bold, humorous statement perfect for law enforcement officers and those who appreciate sharp wit. Featuring the message "I MAY BE A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE," it transforms any holiday tree into a tribute to the everyday hero with a laugh. Crafted for police officers, roommates, and coworkers, this keepsake balances professional pride with lighthearted levity, making it a memorable gift for birthdays, retirements, or the Christmas season.
- Material and Finish: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, providing a smooth surface that resists fading, cracking, and wear over time.
- Dimensions and Weight: The lightweight 2.75-inch circle is easy to hang and displays well on trees or mantles without adding bulk.
- Print Quality: Features a vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimated print with sharp black text on a clean white background that stays bright and resilient through the seasons.
- Hanging Mechanism: Comes with a gold cord for easy attachment to branches or hooks, adding a touch of festive polish to any tree.
More than just a decoration, this ornament acts as a conversation starter at holiday parties and office gatherings, sparking smiles while honoring real-world service. It is an ideal gift for law enforcement personnel on their birthdays or retirement, offering a playful edge that reflects their bold spirit. The durable construction ensures it remains a lasting reminder of dedication and humor in homes with children or pets, brightening any living space or workplace décor with festive celebration and wit.
