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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
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HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Show off a bold, personality-forward accessory that nods to the actuarial mind while you wear it — a perfect Father's Day gift.
- Interlaced black rope with a durable weave designed for everyday wear.
- Black stainless steel plate engraved with "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become An Actuary" for a distinctive, witty detail.
- Adjustable length from 3.34" to 9.84" to fit a wide range of wrists.
- Rust, corrosion, and tarnish resistant finish keeps the engraving legible over time.
- Gift-ready in an organza bag for instant presentation.
Care & fit: The braided cord flexes with your movement and cleans easily with a soft cloth. To adjust, gently slide the knot and test the fit. Ideal for wrists around 6–8.5 inches; avoid prolonged exposure to water and harsh chemicals to preserve the engraving.
Shipping & returns: Ships securely and arrives gift-ready in its organza bag. If you're not completely satisfied, hassle-free returns are available.
