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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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This heart-shaped Christmas ornament blends wit and valor for the modern gentleman. It features the bold quote, "All men are created equal but the coolest become an agent," printed in bright, high-contrast color on a durable MDF surface with a glossy plastic finish.
- Shape: Heart-shaped keepsake designed for tree décor and gifting
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating that resists scratches and fading
- Print: Edge-to-edge sublimated print for vibrant colors and sharp text
- Size: 2.75-inch heart diameter
- Weight: Approximately 0.5 oz, lightweight for easy handling
- Hanging cord: Festive gold cord for quick, secure placement
The ornament adds personality to holiday décor while delivering a playful message that celebrates unity with a twist of humor. Its lightweight, durable build makes it kid- and pet-friendly and easy to move between trees year after year. A thoughtful gift for a partner, a friend, or a colleague, it sparks conversation and laughter throughout the season.
