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Compact 2.75-inch round ornament designed for the modern gentleman who loves humor and style. It features the quote 'All men are created equal but the coolest become an agent' in edge-to-edge sublimation on a high-gloss MDF surface, creating a bright, durable focal point on any tree.
- Size: 2.75-inch round ornament
- Material: MDF with a high-gloss finish
- Finish: Edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, long-lasting color
- Hanging: Includes a gold cord for easy display
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with children or pets
- Printed Quote: "All men are created equal but the coolest become an agent"
- Giftability: Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries, or to show appreciation
This ornament adds personality to holiday décor and serves as a memorable conversation starter during gatherings. Its sturdy MDF construction and gleaming finish balance playful wit with a refined look, making it a thoughtful gift for someone who appreciates humor and style on the tree.
