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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Bright, circular ornament that turns any space into a stage for playful sarcasm. Its vivid print captures the punchy line, making it a standout piece for anyone who loves a good joke. It hangs effortlessly on a tree or mantle, adding a touch of humor to holiday décor while remaining a tasteful conversation starter. Reflects holiday lights, creating a sparkle that catches the eye from angle.

Designed for men who appreciate a sharp wit, this keepsake is a wonderful Christmas present for coworkers, friends, or family members who enjoy a lighthearted jab. It also works wonderfully as a gag gift during holiday parties or office exchanges. The humor is timed for the season, making it a memorable gift that will be remembered after the tree is down.

The ornament is made from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating, ensuring a long-lasting shine and resistance to everyday wear. Edge-to-edge sublimation keeps the colors bright, while the lightweight construction and included gold cord add a festive touch, ensuring it can be hung on delicate branches without risk. Whether you're looking to add a humorous touch to your own décor or searching for the ideal gag gift, this Christmas ornament delivers both style and laughter.

Its durable build means it will stay bright and intact for many holidays to come. This ornament is a joke but also a keepsake that will remind the recipient of moments and humor.
  • Great for anyone who enjoys a sharp, sarcastic edge, this ornament delivers a playful punch that fits perfectly in any home or office setting. Its bright, edge-to-edge print ensures the quote stands out amid holiday décor.
  • A favorite among coworkers, friends, or family, this keepsake is ideal for Christmas parties, gift exchanges, or a surprise for someone who loves witty banter. Its festive design brings humor to any gathering while remaining a tasteful addition.
  • Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 2.75-inch circle ornament resists breakage and stays bright thanks to edge-to-edge sublimation printing.
  • Imagine the grin when they read, 'I'm an assistant. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.' The bold, vivid words echo their own humor, turning a simple ornament into a memorable statement that sparks conversation.
  • Grab yours today and let this witty gift spark laughter and connection this holiday season, reminding everyone that a clever quip can brighten even the busiest days.

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