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Imagine a star-shaped ornament that turns your Christmas tree into a stage for witty banter. This bright, edge-to-edge print showcases a playful quote that celebrates the everyday humor of an assistant, making every glance a reminder that laughter can light up the holiday season. Its glossy finish catches the light, turning the tree into a playful spotlight for the joke.
This keepsake is ideal for dads, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a clever quip. Whether you're gifting it to a friend, a partner, or a colleague, the humorous message invites conversation and adds a lighthearted touch to any festive gathering. The message is printed in bold, vibrant colors that stay bright throughout the season, ensuring the ornament remains a focal point.
Made from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy, resisting breakage even in homes with children or pets. The 3.25" tall and 1/8" thick gives it a balanced, eye-catching presence, while the gold cord ensures easy, secure hanging. Its lightweight construction also makes it safe for children to play with, while the sturdy MDF core guarantees it will last through many holiday seasons.
This star-shaped Christmas ornament is more than a decoration—it's a conversation starter that brings joy to the holiday table and shares laughs with friends and family. Let this witty keepsake become a treasured part of your tree, sparking smiles and connection with every glance. Point that invites share stories about the day's funniest moments. Grab yours today.
Assistant Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift – Holiday Humor
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
MADE IN THE USA
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This keepsake is ideal for dads, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a clever quip. Whether you're gifting it to a friend, a partner, or a colleague, the humorous message invites conversation and adds a lighthearted touch to any festive gathering. The message is printed in bold, vibrant colors that stay bright throughout the season, ensuring the ornament remains a focal point.
Made from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy, resisting breakage even in homes with children or pets. The 3.25" tall and 1/8" thick gives it a balanced, eye-catching presence, while the gold cord ensures easy, secure hanging. Its lightweight construction also makes it safe for children to play with, while the sturdy MDF core guarantees it will last through many holiday seasons.
This star-shaped Christmas ornament is more than a decoration—it's a conversation starter that brings joy to the holiday table and shares laughs with friends and family. Let this witty keepsake become a treasured part of your tree, sparking smiles and connection with every glance. Point that invites share stories about the day's funniest moments. Grab yours today.
- Great for dads who love a good laugh, this star-shaped ornament reminds them that a day can sparkle with a touch of sarcasm. The witty quote invites playful banter, making it a wonderful addition to any holiday décor.
- A favorite among holiday shoppers, this ornament shines bright on Christmas trees. Its edge-to-edge print showcases the full quote, adding a cheeky charm that turns ordinary tree decorating into a memorable.
- Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight star measures 3.25″ tall and 1/8″ thick. Its sturdy construction resists breakage, while the festive gold cord provides easy, secure hanging for any tree.
- When you hang it, the printed words 'I'm an assistant. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.' spark smiles and playful banter, turning a simple ornament into a heartfelt conversation starter that celebrates shared humor.
- Grab this witty keepsake today and let it become a cherished part of your holiday décor, sparking laughter and connection with every glance.
