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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A playful, premium keepsake that adds holiday humor to any tree or display. This stainless steel snowflake ornament combines durable, shatterproof construction with a lighthearted punch for Attendant gifts.
- Premium stainless steel construction for lasting shine and a safe, shatterproof ornament.
- Distinct snowflake silhouette featuring the witty quote: "I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right."
- Compact 3.14-inch diameter, sized for easy display on trees, windowsills, or desks.
- Built-in loop and compatibility with standard ornament hooks for quick hanging.
- Thoughtful gift from men to women, ideal for attendants, coworkers, or family.
Care/fit: Wipe with a soft, dry cloth; avoid harsh cleaners. The ornament maintains a fixed size for consistent display and lightweight hanging.
Shipping & Returns: Ships quickly and securely with a 30-day easy returns policy if it isn’t the perfect keepsake.
