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A star-shaped ornament that captures the sharp wit of an attendant, ready to hang on any holiday tree. Its bright, edge-to-edge print showcases the quote, "I'm an attendant. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity," in a playful, tongue-in-cheek tone that sparks conversation at the season's gatherings.
This lightweight, 3.25-inch MDF star is finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, making it both durable and eye-catching. The gold cord allows for easy hanging, while the sturdy construction keeps it safe around pets and curious kids, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come.
Designed as a Christmas present for him, this ornament blends humor with holiday spirit, making it a favorite among friends, family, and coworkers who appreciate a good laugh. Its vivid colors and glossy finish add a touch of festive charm to any tree, turning a simple decoration into a memorable statement piece.
Give the gift of laughter this holiday season and let the star ornament become a lasting reminder of shared jokes and good times. Grab yours and add a witty twist to your tree today.
Attendant Star Ornament Keepsake for Him White Christmas Gift
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This lightweight, 3.25-inch MDF star is finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, making it both durable and eye-catching. The gold cord allows for easy hanging, while the sturdy construction keeps it safe around pets and curious kids, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come.
Designed as a Christmas present for him, this ornament blends humor with holiday spirit, making it a favorite among friends, family, and coworkers who appreciate a good laugh. Its vivid colors and glossy finish add a touch of festive charm to any tree, turning a simple decoration into a memorable statement piece.
Give the gift of laughter this holiday season and let the star ornament become a lasting reminder of shared jokes and good times. Grab yours and add a witty twist to your tree today.
- This ornament is lovely for the humor-loving husband who appreciates a sharp, sarcastic edge. It celebrates his unique personality while adding a playful twist to any holiday décor and bright design that matches his witty sense.
- Ideal for Christmas tree displays, this keepsake adds a humorous focal point that sparks conversation among family and friends. Its festive gold cord ensures effortless hanging and a touch of holiday sparkle and joy to the season.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this star-shaped ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and only 1/8 inch thick. Its lightweight construction makes it safe for homes with pets or curious children and peace of mind.
- This witty print says 'I'm an attendant. my level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.' and reminds him that his playful sarcasm is appreciated every holiday and joy to the season every day.
- Grab this unique holiday keepsake today and give your husband a gift that sparks laughter and warmth in every family gathering and memories that last forever to come and celebrate together.
