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Author Gifts from Friends and Family, I'm A Tattooed Author. Just Like A Normal Author Except Much Hotter.+ Funny Christmas Star Ornament for Book Lovers
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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If you're an author or know someone who's an author, this funny Christmas star ornament is the ideal gift for them. I'm A Tattooed Author. Just Like A Normal Author Except Much Hotter.+ is a hilarious quote that will bring a smile to any author's face. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this star ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. It's also vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid colors. Ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating. This Christmas, give the author in your life a unique and thoughtful gift that will show you care.

This star ornament is perfect for authors who love to read, write, and relax with a good book. It's a funny and quirky gift that will add some humor to their holiday season. Whether you're a book lover or know someone who is, this ornament is a great way to celebrate the joy of reading and writing.

So why wait? Get this funny Christmas star ornament for the author in your life today!

  • Unique and funny gift idea for authors who love to read and write. Perfect for Christmas or any other special occasion.
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this star ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.
  • 'I'm A Tattooed Author. Just Like A Normal Author Except Much Hotter.+ is a hilarious quote that will bring a smile to any author's face. A great conversation starter for any book lover's home.
  • Vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid colors that will add a pop of color to any room.
  • Give the gift of laughter and joy to the author in your life. Get this funny Christmas star ornament today and make their holiday season one to remember!

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