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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This black stainless steel and silicone bracelet is made for landscape designers, featuring the engraved quote "I May Be A Landscape Designer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People" on its central plate as a daily, humorous nod to the profession.
- Length: 9.05 inches with an adjustable glidelock clasp for a secure, customizable fit
- Materials: Black stainless steel links combined with silicone segments and silver-tone accents for a sleek finish
- Finish: Black plating that resists rust and tarnish through regular outdoor wear
- Closure: Glidelock clasp that slides for easy length changes without tools
- Presentation: Delivered in a premium bag for gifting
The bracelet pairs durable construction with a conversational message that suits both job sites and casual settings, giving the wearer a practical accessory that reflects their work in a lighthearted way.
