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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten a surgeon’s day with a two-tone ceramic mug that blends practical use with humor. Designed for surgeons, medical students, and anyone who appreciates a good medical joke, this mug adds a dash of personality to every coffee break.
- 11 oz capacity: a standard, satisfying size for coffee or tea during rounds or study sessions.
- Two-tone ceramic design: four stylish pairings—Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White—to suit different personalities.
- Durable ceramic with smooth glaze: quality construction built for everyday use and easy cleaning.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe: convenient reheating and low-maintenance care.
- Bold printed message: clearly displays “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can’t Fix Stupid People.” for quick laughs and conversations.
- Thoughtful gift option: an ideal choice for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, or a humorous desk-side surprise for colleagues.
Whether it’s your morning pick-me-up or a lighthearted moment during long rounds, this mug turns a routine coffee break into a small celebration. Its durable construction and easy-care glaze make it a practical favorite at home, in the clinic, or on the medical school campus. With four color options, it’s simple to tailor the gift to the recipient’s style, making it a memorable keepsake for surgeons, medical students, residents, or colleagues who appreciate a bit of medical humor.
