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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the playful bond between you and your British Shorthair with a festive star ornament that stands out on the tree. Printed with a bold message, it proclaims, 'My British Shorthair and I talk shit about you' for a lighthearted moment during the holidays.
- Shape & color: Star-shaped ornament in crisp white for a clean, modern look on any tree.
- Material & construction: Lightweight MDF core with a high-gloss finish for durability and a polished appearance.
- Printing & durability: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vivid, long-lasting color that resists dulling over many seasons.
- Finish protection: High-gloss surface helps protect the print from everyday wear while keeping colors bright.
- Hanging hardware: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, secure hanging right out of the box.
- Safety & practicality: Designed to be sturdy yet lightweight, suitable for homes with children or curious pets.
- Gift appeal: A humorous, cat-loving keepsake that makes a thoughtful gift for fellow British Shorthair enthusiasts.
This ornament blends humor, warmth, and craftsmanship into a standout piece of holiday decor. Its durable MDF core and vibrant print ensure it remains a cherished part of your seasonal display year after year, whether hung on the tree, displayed on a mantle, or given as a playful, memorable gift.
