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HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Outdoor-ready humor that lasts through every camping trip.
- Enamel-coated stainless steel combines the lightweight feel of a camp mug with rugged durability for hikes, fishing, or evenings around the campfire.
- Permanent print keeps the playful message—“Proud Parent of a Chihuahua That Is Sometimes An Asshole”—bold and readable after washing.
- Ergonomic handle and comfortable grip designed for easy sipping while you’re balancing a mug and a leash on your next trail.
- Versatile outdoor companion ideal for coffee on the trail, tea at the campsite, or a cozy morning at home with your Chihuahua.
- Thoughtful gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any dog lover who appreciates a little humor with their outdoors.
Care & sizing: Durable enamel finish keeps weight light and cleanup simple. Hand wash is recommended to maximize longevity and protect the print; avoid abrasive cleaners and metal scrubbers.
Shipping & Returns: Ships quickly in secure packaging with a straightforward 30-day return window if you’re not completely satisfied.
