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A cheerful, kitchen-ready tea towel that brings holiday warmth and a wink to seasonal baking sessions. Soft cotton or lightweight polyester, each towel features a stacked cupcake-and-pudding illustration crowned with holly and candy canes, paired with the playful line: “Christmas calories don’t count.” Hang it on a rack while you frost cookies, drape it over a bread basket at brunch, or tuck it into a holiday hostess gift to add humor and color. The single-sided print sits on a neutral background so the artwork pops without overwhelming your counter. Durable hemmed edges stand up to everyday use and washings, while the compact 18" × 30" size fits most kitchen setups without getting in the way.
Product features
- Hemmed edges for added durability and longer life
- Bright, crisp colors using sublimation (polyester) or DTG (cotton) printing
- Choice of Cotton Twill (more absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One-sided print on a lightweight 18" × 30" towel
- Lightweight and easy to hang or fold into gift bundles
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
Christmas Calories Don't Count Tea Towel – Festive Cupcake Holiday Kitchen Towel
Sale price
$17.88
Regular price
$35.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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READY TO GIVE
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Product features
- Hemmed edges for added durability and longer life
- Bright, crisp colors using sublimation (polyester) or DTG (cotton) printing
- Choice of Cotton Twill (more absorbent) or Polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One-sided print on a lightweight 18" × 30" towel
- Lightweight and easy to hang or fold into gift bundles
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
