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Bring a touch of humorous camaraderie to your holiday decor with this white oval ornament, crafted for roommates and friends who appreciate a clever twist. It proudly displays the message: "All men are created equal but the coolest become a dispatcher."
- Shape: White oval ornament
- Size: 3.25 inches tall
- Thickness: 1/8 inch
- Material: Durable MDF construction
- Finish: High-gloss coating for lasting shine
- Print Method: Edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, full-coverage color
- Color & Design: Bright print on a white base that stays vibrant
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy display
- Display Versatility: Suitable for tree display or room décor without hassle
This keepsake blends durability with a playful message, making it a standout addition to holiday gatherings. The high-gloss finish protects the design, while the edge-to-edge sublimation ensures colors remain vivid after repeated handling. Its lightweight, sturdy build is built to survive festive bustle and pet-nudges, so you can enjoy the humor year after year. A ready-to-hang ornament that doubles as a conversation starter for any gift exchange or Christmas party.
