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A heart-shaped ornament that humorously honors the court clerk profession, perfect for Christmas trees, desk displays, or shared spaces during the holidays. It features the message: “All men are created equal but the coolest become a court clerk.”
- Material: sturdy MDF with a high-gloss coating
- Finish: edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, long-lasting color
- Design: compact heart shape with a printed, legible quote
- Hanging: includes a lightweight gold cord for easy display
- Durability: lightweight yet sturdy enough to withstand holiday handling
This ornament adds a playful touch to holiday décor while delivering durable, vibrant color that lasts through years of decorating. The edge-to-edge sublimation and high-gloss finish keep the text crisp and legible, even on busy trees. A thoughtful gift for colleagues, friends, or family who appreciate court humor and dedication.
