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Bright white, star-shaped ornament designed for court clerks and anyone who enjoys a clever twist on holiday decor. It features the exact message: "All men are created equal but the coolest become a court clerk."
- Size: 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick
- Shape & Design: star ornament with a clean, modern silhouette
- Material & Finish: durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Print Quality: edge-to-edge sublimation print to keep colors vibrant year after year
- Hanging Cord: festive gold cord for easy, secure display
- Versatility: suitable for holiday trees or as a desk accent
The ornament offers a lighthearted nod to dedication and service in the courtroom, while its lightweight construction and sturdy finish make it safe for households with children or pets. The verbatim quote delivers a chuckle and a conversational spark, making it a memorable addition to any holiday display or desk space.
