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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This heart-shaped ornament is a humorous gift designed for gray tabby cat owners, featuring the witty quote "My gray tabby cat and I talk shit about you." It adds a playful, personal touch to festive décor while serving as a conversation starter that celebrates the unique bond between a pet and its human.
- Material and Finish: Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish to ensure a smooth surface and lasting appeal.
- Dimensions and Weight: Measures 2.75 inches tall and weighs only 0.5 ounces, providing a lightweight build that is safe for tree branches.
- Printing Technology: Features edge-to-edge sublimation that guarantees clear, fade-resistant text with sharp contrast against the clean background.
- Display Setup: Includes a festive gold cord pre-attached for easy, stress-free hanging on Christmas trees, wreaths, or walls.
This decoration simplifies gift-giving for cat enthusiasts by offering a relatable, lighthearted joke that reflects the reality of sharing a home with a pet. Its sturdy construction and lightweight design prevent damage from everyday bumps while keeping it securely suspended. Whether displayed during the holidays or kept as a year-round keepsake, the bold message immediately sparks laughter and warmth, turning ordinary festive décor into a personalized memento that cat lovers will appreciate daily.
